No, not Paris Hilton. She’s far from sizzling, IMO. Fried is more like it.

And not the one in France.

The one that requires navigating an ocean of desert. In 100-plus temps.

My very first trip to Vegas, ever, with the Paris Hotel as my introduction …

… is in the bag.  Also saw Barry Manilow, as planned, July 4th weekend. Details, as soon as I get some logistics squared away.