If you know me, you know I just loathe football. Here’s why.

I’m gearing up for the only game that matters this Super Bowl Sunday — the annual Puppy Bowl.

If you’ve ever wondered where all those hunky contestants come from, here’s a tail for ya with a happy ending. And a reminder that there are a million more critters out there in the game of life that could use some helping paws.

Gotta go grab some delectable Aldi (yes, Aldi!) chocolaty biscuits for humans. Almost time for the game.

Ginger, the ancient rescue dog found on I-95, is watching with me. But she’s only in it for the dog-appropriate snacks. No chocolate for her. Which means more for me.