Ya know, I get so tired of people like my Nu Yawk Jewish uncle, the King of Queens, asking me if I live with the AY-mish. Like him, I didn’t know from farms — last one I visited was in first grade, and I detested the smells. Like it or not, I’ve lived in Lancaster County, PA, for a while, and felt it my civic duty to set the record straight on the place. That, and a visit to the farm where Witness was filmed (where I’m standing) coming up.