In transit today, flying cross-country from L.A. to Pennsylvania, where my nearly three-month RTW odyssey will finally come to an end.

Flying on FREE American Airlines ticket.

Details on that; how you, too, can stay on a luxury yacht for the price of a mediocre hotel room; and how much I actually spent on souvenirs, when I resurface. And after I give my family, including spoiled-rotten dachshund, lotsa love.